SUPER slutty wedding dress!!!! Whoooooa!
September 10, 2008I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall when she purchased this little number. “But I want more nipple showing!! It’s MY day and I’ll flash who I want to!!!” She probably talked about how much she hated her Dad too, because I can’t imagine who gave her away in this. Must have been a helluva reception though, maybe they went to Hooters!
Wow. Classy much?
Awesome blog, by the way! Looking forward to seeing more horrible pictures of horrible weddings.
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[...] SUPER slutty wedding dress!!!! Whoooooa! [...]
Maybe they are swingers and she’s advertising the goods? Her husband doesn’t seem to mind.
That is truly hideous. I would have hurt myself laughing had I been at the wedding!
Thanks for sharing. I think.
WOH WAT A SLUT i need to hire her i mean if she wants a kid cause i own a buisnes to hire the world top 100 sluts for sex
When I look at that picture, I think of one word:
MOOOOO!
Hey, those thingys probably cost more than the engagement ring and the dress combined… you’ve got to show them off
what…you mean that’s not shopped?
Is this for real?
Ummm…. seriously?? I think it’s clear that wedding did NOT take place in a church. Is it possible the top was just falling off as the photog snapped this? Maybe she’s an exotic dancer and is used to running around naked.
wow, wow, wow!!! LMAO
OMG Awesome dress!!! But why did she bother covering up her legs???
I would BET this is in Russia. They kinda look russian in face, and Eastern Europeans with new money are known to be super super tacky!!!
You know, the background of this picture DOES look like they are in Russia!! HA!
This is only for the blog owner I just want to thanks this guy because of it I get lots of information from it ….
thanks for the info you provided
I was going to say, they don’t have Hooters in Volgograd, do they?
omg I saw the SAME hideous dress on another site, and it prompted me to amuse myself by searching for MORE hideous dresses. I never would have imagined the same dress would have shown up! I can’t even say which woman looks worse in it! gawd! http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/10/08/beth-ostroskys-wedding-dress-hot-or-not/wedding-gown-tacky-ties/
let’s see…. I’m the bride, but how can I tell everybody that all is about me? mhhhh…. TWINS ATTACK!!!!!!!! oh and I’m wearing white!!!!!!!
From the waist down it is a pretty dress. It looks like the dress was designed for someone with a smaller bust size . I wonder if the top of the dress sort of slipped off the melons. Either that or the bride wanted to show off her breasts. And this is a formal church wedding!
no kidding…tailors don’t cost THAT much
i love your blog! it has me in tears and shock.
umm… I think she has nice boobies
Hehehe… I hope she DANCED at the reception!
Can you just imagine the repercussions (or perhaps, the tips) if she bent down to pick up her little cousin or something?
This one is just TOO funny!
[...] I guess I just have to be satisfied with what I am wearing and be grateful I am not wearing this. [...]
jejejejeje check the “innocent” face of the bride. Or maybe she was drunk already.
nice tits
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well it almost *looks* like it would’ve been a normal-fitting dress had her boobs not overwhelmed it by their sheer weight.
I like this blog alot.
Looks like the top is entirely underneath her giant boobs. I can see them in the middle XD
Major Ho!!!!!!!!!!!! Does not look nice in any shape or form!! Rank!!!
Jump!!!! Jump!!!!
My sister-in-law is a stylist. We thank you with all our hearts for the endless suggestion of what not-to-design!! (and for having seen no tv for days: for what it is broadcasted in Italy, your site has been a blessing!)
I’m sorry…but this idea pleases me.
wow!!! Seriously????
she must have wanted the world to see what 10,000 worth of saline looks like. Those tips paid off.Shake it like a saltshaker!
wow! im at a loss for words
I have no idea why anyone has a negative comment here. It’s THEIR wedding(fake or not) they can do anything they want or paid for. So what if they’re fake or not, they are on a living person, the same as her shoes or dress. Jealousy must be all you think of directly or indirectly. We couldn’t afford crud for my first wedding, so we used our spring clothes at my first wedding. let them have their memories the way THEY wanted them.
[...] So glad I wasn’t a guest…who wouldn’t laugh! Are you kidding me? [...]
Egads! Chris is far too classy to ever wear this dress. God help the gal who did and the guy who married her or “them” might be more accurate
Where’s the little pipe that you have to blow into if they start deflating?
What the freak does she have on ,or doesn’t she have on?Did she forget to look in the mirror?
whst if her boobs fell out!! You’d be uber gutted!!! lmao
where did these photos come from? would love to know more about the bride!
I can’t tell where one boob begins and the other ends.
Holy shnap ! Hpw akwerd would it be to be in
Line to hug her after the wedding ! Dang!
The farmer should have milked her before the wedding.
I wouldnt let my wife were something like that to my wedding my friends would be all over her feeling her close dancing err
there a fine line between fine and trashy.
just….holy moly
Well if i paid more for my boobs than my dress, i’d want to show them off. What i want to know is how anyone let her out of the house like that.
OK, my profile name says it all, and I just have to say I LOVE this site, it’s HILARIOUS!!!!
I also have to thank my lucky stars and my clients that none of them have ever done anything to appear on this site!
to the man who said he would never let his woman where this dress to their wedding because his friends would be all over her feeling her as the dance close..ummmmmmmmm time to get new friends!!!
I don’t see a problem with this at all. your wife has some awesome tits and she should show them off with pride. I will do the same thing.
I’ve seen these two on TV! They’re from England and were in a documentary on chav (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav) weddings.
brilliant bride salut for you
How can a man allow his bride to wear such dress on a great day like wedding, atleast I won’t be intrested in it..
Talk about a wife who is a Slut……… from the Wedding Day. I am sure someone like that slept around with most or if not all the best men
WTH!! Why wear tiny nipple covers when you can wear only the skirt?
Not enough fabric? NOT!
oooohhh nipples lick lick Id like to rid all that fabric off ooooooh hope her hubby dont mind her havin some yyyymmmmm n mmmmmyyyyy with me oh YEAH! SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!
Here comes the Boobs I mean Bride..
ooohhh baby the honeys are lookn so delicous yum hope her husband dont mine if I like those bades down insex
ooohhh baby the honeys are lookn so delicous yum hope her husband dont mine if I like those bades down in sex oooohhh sex sex sex
those are some pretty awesome boobs! bet she paid em off right before the wedding and wanted to show em off one last time! Can’t say I blame her! and you know every man in that wedding, was thinking her husband was a lucky guy, well for one night at least.