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Archive for October 15th, 2008
Ghetto Wedding
October 15, 2008
In case there was ever any doubt which one the bride was, spray painting “wifey” on your butt will take care of that right away! More:
Disney Obsessed Couple Plans Over-the-Top Cinderella Extravaganza
October 15, 2008
Savvy TW reader Julie N recently came across a bride’s webpage that chronicled her upcoming plans for an all-Disney wedding. The photos provided are her inspiration pics. Julie wrote this introductory passage before providing the link:
“So I’m all for doing what you want on your special day. Want to be a little unconventional? Totally cool. But playing dress-up at Disneyland in some bizarre attempt to be the “princess” you never got to be as a child – I don’t know, maybe Daddy would never buy you that pony – is just sad. The Fairy Godmother from Cinderella walking you down the aisle? The groom dressed as Price Charming? The groomsmen dressed as the coachmen from Cinderella? (Friends DO NOT ask friends to wear gold lame knickers and white wigs.) I found this site by sheer happenstance and the minute I laid eyes on it, I knew you all would be able to appreciate the tackiness.
The Dress:
Groom will be dressed like Prince Charming. The bride says he will have to grow his hair out and dye it black.
The groomsmen will be dressed like Prince Charming’s Royal Advisors in these outfits:
The bridesmaids will be dressed like the mice from Cinderella. Just. Like. This.
She will also be having pages carry her dress, since “the wedding will be a royal and elegant affair.” These are how the pages are dressing (minus the fairy). They are going to be listed in the program as “fluffers.” I don’t think she realizes that the term “fluffer” has another meaning…….aaaaand that the people in these costumes are men.
The “fairy godmother” will be escorting the bride down the aisle, and performing the ceremony, which will take place in Cinderella’s castle. The bride has also requested a Cinderella look alike to sing.
The ring bearer will carry this glass slipper on a pillow, and then it will be placed on the bride’s foot by the groom at the end. What I want to know is, how is she going to walk down the aisle with one shoe?
Here is a partial guestlist the bride has provided:
Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck, Pluto, Tinkerbell, Belle, Beast, Arial, Prince Eric, Snow White, Cruella DeVille, Aladdin, Abu, Genie, Princess Jasmine, Alice…. you get the idea.
Now on to the Reception Decor. The bride wants balloons, balloons…. to add a touch of elegance. As far as music goes, anything that is not Disney will not be played.
Cake Choices:
Let’s not forget about favors:
Who cares if this is real or not, its still hilarious. If it’s just a humor website, then mission accomplished!
