Outer limits TACKY 150k wedding for UK 16 year old girl! Ugliest dress EVER!
October 30, 2008I can’t believe we have another tacky chav-tastick child bride on our hands! And get this, she lives in a trailer!! And she dropped out of school at nine. Just when I think I’ve seen the tackiest thing in the whole world, BAM!! This wedding is UNREAL. Love the Brits!
This look can be yours, for a mere $30,000! Seriously.
Nice balloon arches.
Clown makeup!
Groom’s mother looks elated.
The proud parents of the bride. Quite a demure mother of the bride outfit, wouldn’t you say? Can’t let the bride steal all the slutty!
LOVELY bridesmaid dresses!
Let’s not leave out the guests of this classy get together! Child prostitutes, like champagne, add a certain elegance to any event, wouldn’t you say?
Article from UK Daily Mail:
What Daddy’s little girl wants Daddy’s little girl gets.
So when Missy Quinn insisted on a big white wedding with her boyfriend, her father said Yes. It didn’t matter that she was only 16 and the groom 17.
Daddy also said Yes to a £16,000 wedding dress (which looked suspiciously like a crop top and skirt) and Yes to 150 guests at the reception. Then there were the cars, the hotels, the tiara and the £500 bouquet.
the end, making Missy’s wedding dreams come true cost her father – who lives in a caravan and surfaces driveways for a living – a whopping £100,000.
But as his princess, who hasn’t been in a classroom since she was nine and wants to be a glamour model, posed for photographs, her father Simon, 35, declared it was worth every penny. ‘I’m very proud of her today,’ he said.
Missy was just happy to be the undisputed centre of attention.
Her dress, studded with Swarovski crystals, and with a 10ft wide train, was so heavy that it took ten guests to help her struggle out of the Rolls-Royce Phantom that brought her to the church.
‘It was huge. I wanted to outdo everyone else’s wedding dress,’ she said.
‘It was extremely heavy and just standing in the church was really difficult. But despite all that, I felt just like Cinderella.’
The bill was around five times the cost of the average British wedding.
Missy said: ‘It cost a fortune, but I’ve always wanted a big wedding and my dad has been saving for ages to pay for it.’ She met Thomas at Alton Towers theme park when she was 13.
They continued to date despite her traveller family leaving their caravan park in Stoke-on-Trent every summer to tour the UK while Thomas lived with his parents in Wolverhampton.
Missy said: ‘I just knew he was The One from the beginning. He’s perfect.’
Her mother Theresa, 33, who married Missy’s father at 16, said: ‘I was surprised they wanted to get married so young in this day and age. But we could see they were madly in love.’
The couple married six days after Missy turned 16 at St Mary’s Catholic Church in Congleton-Cheshire. After the ceremony-guests in feathers and crystals enjoyed champagne and an all-day buffet at the reception. Girls as young as nine showed off bikini tops, high heels and make-up.
Guest Victoria Docherty, 23, who wore a £700 hotpants and bra outfit, said: ‘This isn’t unusual – it’s just what we do at weddings. It’s all very extravagant. Everything is paid for by the bride’s daddy.’
Missy and Thomas honeymooned in Turkey before moving into their own £18,000 caravan – a wedding gift from her parents.
and what, he couldn’t spend an extra couple thou on some lipo for the little princess? nice rolls there sweetie.
money can’t buy taste
Nope, but apparently it bought her and mommy dearest new boobs!
Bloody hell! I thought I had seen bad chavvy weddings before, but this certainly is the worst. Imagine the poor vicar’s face when they turned up.
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I agree that the wedding is about the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen, but I don’t think the comment about the bride’s weight is called for. Her posture’s bad in a few of those photos – bending forward or sitting slouched – she’s not fat! Given that she sheems to be holding the bouquet over her midriff in a lot of those pictures, though, she’s either feeling a lot more selfconscious than she’s letting on or (more likely?) she wants to show off her flowers.
Incidentally, I’m from England, and what the papers don’t mention is how chilly it gets this time of year…
Ugggh, that is the tackiest thing I have ever seen (and trust me, I have seen some tacky things in my time!) I also don’t think they should be getting married so young…it’s a lifetime decision, they could maybe wait a few more years (or at least until their taste improves?)
Yucky dress, disturbing child-prostitute kids and what is with all the fake tan? Gross.
That poor CHILD in the gold monstrosity looks like one of those reborn dolls. A very angry and confused reborn doll. It seems only the youngest ones know they look like trash!
trailer trash wedding from a dumpster; w/ foodstamps as gifts, dingdongs for the cake, used and washed condoms (as gifts) for the guys as participants in the wedding, all the free porn, momma’s used nighty for the honeymoon, used thongs as gifts to the bridesmaid’s, viagra and a stripper’s pole for the guests!THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL A “HO DOWN”!!
YOU ARE ALL A PACK OF JEALOUS LOSERS, LEAVE OTHERS TO LIVE THEIR LIVES AS THEY WISH, THEY ARE SPENDING THEIR OWN MONEY, NOT SPONGING OFF THE BACK OF OTHERS, AT LEAST SHE HAD THE GUTS TO MARRY AT A YOUNG AGE, REMEMBER PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD NOT THROW STONES!
SOOOO JEALOUS. I wish daddy bought me a halloween costume for a wedding dress.
I know I’m oozing jealousy right now. The event was a truly tasteful affair, spending 150k on looking that beautiful is certainly worth it, how silly of us to think otherwise. Marrying at 16 is a brave and smart as it gets!!! Ha!
i do love a tinker wedding….
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sad.
-from the US
I am flabbergasted. In the US we call this trailer trash
At least they will never have to worry should it flood. With all that silicone, they’ll just float away.
16? Really? Is she a smoker or something?
Getting a tan in a salon or on the beach constantly can do that to your skin, one of my friends is 18 and her skin looks almost 40…she has been tanning since 10 years old. I’m 23 and people think I’m 16 or younger all the time, I wear sunscreen and have never gotten a tan, I hope to turn out like my mother 50plus and skin that looks like she’s 30!
Hi! It’s my first time visiting this site! This wedding makes me sick. The worst part is of course the little girls in the slutty dresses and whore make-up. In my opinion, brides and grooms should wear very natural and humble looking clothes: Because the day is not for them to shine, but to humble themselves to the divinity in their loved one.
I’m not a religious freak, but I do think that loved ones are divine and a wedding should definitely be to honor your loved one, not show off your slutty body and wear disgustingly expensive clothes! The second “child prostitute” with the lace top showing her belly button… That one is the most disturbing sight.
Poor little child, what is she, seven? What about a nice knee-long velvet dress and tights? That’s what seven-year olds wear to parties around here. Also, they usually look cute and innocent and not like their parents want to sell them for sex. Harsh words maybe, but it’s not right to let such a little girl dress like that!
This is a prank, right? There’s no way this business is real.
This is madness. Who thinks this is ok?
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Just two words: trailer trash.
Okay, and a few more – shame and ruin on the FOOLS that call themselves ‘parents’ for even thinking about letting their prepubescent daughter out in public so dressed, not to mention attending a wedding!!!
they stopped being “parents” when they let her drop out of school at 9 yrs old…that’s ridiculous! And the fake boobs? Any parent who buys those for their daughter before she’s 18-19 should have their parental rights taken away! It’s just wrong!
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CLASSIC!!!
This is what you would expect to see in the deep south (US). 100k? Does the bride’s father also take the amphetamines he sold to pay for it? He should have told his chubby, lazy, stupid daughter to go back to school, get a job and pay for it herself. At her age, can she even work full time (as something other than a prostitute)?
TRAILER TRASH!
They are “travellers”! Brits would all pick up on the low key mention of this in the British news report, but Americans won’t, so I’ll explain. All this OTT wedding stuff appears to have a cultural basis — they’re into BIG weddings. Likewise the living in a caravan. That’s normal.
Travellers are essentially itinerants of Irish origin, similar to the gypsies or Romani people, although they are not genetically related to them. See wikipedia’s entry on “Irish Traveller” (note British spelling) for more on their quaint customs and behaviour.
Since this is a blog about heinous weddings, you’ll love this account of another traveller wedding in Ireland: http://www.avalon5.com/weird-and-whacky/weird/would-you-raise-your-machetes-please-in-a-toast-to-the-bride-and-groom/
Further to the last comment, that is what the guest who spent a huge amount on a hotpants and bra outfit meant when she said, “This isn’t unusual – it’s just what we do at weddings. It’s all very extravagant. Everything is paid for by the bride’s daddy.’
By “we”, she is referring to the Travellers liking extravagant weddings. The father of the bride picks up the tab because (1) the traveller kids marry young (as here) and can’t afford big weddings, and (2) traveller culture is very patriarchal.
Given the way other English people feel about travellers, that might also explain the look on the groom’s mother’s face. (Although the groom could come from a traveller family — he is moving into a caravan, which is much more unusual in Britain than the US.) Wouldn’t be surprised if groom’s dad refused to go. It also explains what the newspaper was being careful about emphasising the cultural aspect — it wouldn’t be politically correct to diss traveller culture too much.
thank you 4 for ur commens not all of us travellers ave big ott weddings.im a english traveller and getting married meself. my wedding is gonna be wot i want and like and . i think it is wrong to call the little girls prositutes.alot of girls mainly irish girls have big wedding dresses.its what they want so why should they get nasty comments coz of it.
Look at the juggs on the mother. Wow. How this guy pulls this kind of scratch from paving driveways is beyond me. At least boy george got an invitation (see last picture).
Christ, what a bunch of common freaks!!
HIDEOUS isn’t enough to describe it!!
By far one of the best blogs I’ve ever read! I just got married 2 months ago and I am doubled over laughing. WOW…tacky isn’t even in it. It’s unreal! Keep up the great work! Bring on the TACKY!
Someone should have told her that she looks like a drag queen…
Sure, anyone can have a ‘theme wedding’ in Las Vegas, but the bride and groom are usually older. And this transpired in a Catholic Church? I have never seen anything like this where I live.
If the father of the bride spent that much on the wedding, why is the mother of the bride just wearing a skirt and bra ?
Groom’s mom is not smiling. Knows more than she’s telling ? Same for the last photo, young lady in the gold and the tranny(?) in white.
Those two are awfully young to be getting married.
Oh…My…Jesus Christ of Ladder-Day Saints!! What the HELL were they thinking?! Trailer trash dumbshits…Someone PLEASE remove them from the gene pool!!
Why have they let those little girls dress like “wanna-bee” weekend sluts? This is crazy. My daughter would not be dressed like that at those ages. Parents approve? WOW. 16? Man she must of got started early, geeeez.
Ha ha ha… this is what we call “harry” in Norway. But hey, this girl is getting what she wants. Did she not want to become a glam mod??
She got all of your peoples attention. This is just fab. She’s not stupid, neighter is her dad, she’ll pay him back when she gets her first check from the glam mod. company!!!
When a artist do something that’s similar, it’s called art! What is this?
The girl does NOT need a lipo! (I would know, I do personal training for a living)
Oh my god—-culture is really different from Norway I dare say
While the photos are amazing and bring a wry smile to anyones face I think many of the comments here are tantamount to racicism and show total ignorance of the traveller community and values.
Far from being a ’slut’ the young woman is almost 100% likely to be a virgin and to have never been in the company of the young man alone- the look is ‘all for show’. Like many cultures where the condition of young women at marriage should be virginal, getting married at an early age is socially encouraged and well supported (note her parents early and sucessful marriage). Please also note they live in a caravan that travels and not a ‘trailer’ (non UKer should really look up the difference) they also earn a very good living through tarmac (I suspect that the father does some contract work)
Oh- and interestingly I was bought some ‘inappropriately’ styled clothing for my 11 year old daughter by my Islamic relatives (cut out shoulders and low fronts). That was how I inteterpreted them but within their strict Muslim culture for a young girl the clothes were considered quite appropriate- figure that????
thank you 4 sticking up for us.and yes we are virgins when we get married.i live in a caravan all my life i wouldnt ave it eney other way.pepole dont understand how much crap we ave to take.
I’m sorry, but in the US, if your house has wheels, its a TRAILER. The utter tackiness of this wedding makes her “traveler” culture totally irrelevant. I don’t care if this girl is a virgin, or if her daddy makes a good living, this wedding is totally devoid of class or taste. How is it racist to call a 100,000 dollar UGLY wedding UGLY?! This girl spent thirty THOUSAND dollars to look like a cheap vegas showgirl, her mother looks like she’s wearing a bra for a top, and her bridesmaids look like they should be in a sideshow. This is the epitome of a chav wedding. Look that up.
I really don’t see how the outfit bought for your 11 year old is germane to your argument. Did they buy her a bikini top and a fur coat and put makeup on her? Hmmm, I’m thinking no on that one. Out of everything, I really can’t believe that you’re justifying the outfits of the children in this post. Talk all you want about “traveler culture” but dressing young girls like that is just sick and wrong. Period, no matter where you live or what culture you are from. I guess that makes me racist then!!! Hey everybody, don’t call these people trainwrecks because that will make you an intolerant racist! Oh no!
Get a sense of humor, this is obviously hilarious.
and PS, if you’re going to call people racist, please learn how to spell RACISM correctly.
Did anyone else notice that the little girl in the white dress in the last picture on this post looks just like Boy George in his hey day?
I think that the bride and all the girls would have looked beautiful with natural make up and other kind of dress. Women don’t need a skanky dress to look hot.
That last photo is blatantly photoshoped.
Typical the big mouth yanks always got to have their say!!!
For start, they probably aren’t British seeing that most pikeys aka “travellers” are actually Irish. And I’ve no doubt that the money used to pay for the wedding, the honeymoon, the tit jobs and the caravan (trailer) was gained by ill-gotten means – surfacing driveways (as described in the article), doing a half-arsed job, taking the victims money and running, not paying ANY taxes to the Government while still scrounging money off the state, etc.
I f**king hate pikeys.
These comments are so British! Nice try distancing yourselves from the harsh reality of The Tacky. When you can’t blame your foulness on the U.S., blame it on the Irish.
Hahahaha the Father of the bride still has the tag on the sleeve of his suit. That’s a dead give away of chavyness. “i’ve left it on so’s people can see it’s expensive”
Instead of “Here comes the Bride,” they probably played some strip tease music when she walked down the aisle! How could a bride not feel cheap and slutty in such a dress? I wonder where she found it… maybe in some fettish boutique.
WOW I am speechless. Chavtastic indeed!
Wow, is this for real or some kind of prank for tv or something?
personally i think your all jelouse that a man ha saved up to pay for his own daughters wedding so she could have everything she wanted and they are things you cannot afford.you call us pickey scum but your just gorger poxes i think that she looked beautiful.and not all gypsys are irish.U is all racist scum predudice ass holes all g fuck ff back to your shit little lives.yu don judge a book by its cover and yo do not see everyone for just the way one person is all of u lot are low life chavs.and your toilet roll .aint good enough to wipe our asses on
Ha ha ha, oh dear.
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—to ”not a racist” **Please also note they live in a caravan that travels and not a ‘trailer’ (non UKer should really look up the difference)**
so noted… that NON ukers dont need to look up the difference. they live in a trailer, a caravan is just what you all there call it (as my uk friend notes, a caravan is like a really shitty trailer, not as fancy as the americans tend to get) here we refer to 2 things as trailers… the more common being what you call a caravan, and the less being a stationary trailer, small house rather (of 1 or 2 bedrooms) prebuilt.
although i agree with all of you on the tackiness i dont like to go towards insults as they are not really necessary. but in stating the obvious.. PLEASE let them be infertile… for the sake of humanity. and ”not a racist”…. if one culture finds an outfit not slutty it is acceptable IN that culture because there are no negative effects taken in behavior of or towards that individual… but if in a culture that finds something slutty, you put that clothing on a child, the effects in the behavior both of and to that individual IS negative and has the high chance of turning out a permiscuous and otherwise inappropriately behaving adult. you can not say because it is acceptable in one culture so different from ours, that we should accept it here… when the effects are so different because the culture itself is so different.
as to the comments about the girl being fat… come on, dont insult just to insult, she’s actually of a healthy physique. and no marrying young is not always bad, i married at 18 and i have thus far passed 4 years of a happy marriage and have our first child on the way. however my highschool friend did the same and her marriage is a complete failure. the age is not so important as the maturity of the individual and that they actually know what they are doing. all in all, i say… they are NUTS for spending all their money. hey, its their money… but i could have gotten the same done for less than the price of a used pick up truck. **why do ppl have to spend money to be happy? my wedding was BEAUTIFUL.. a white gown wedding in a church and the reception in an extreeeeeemely hard to reserve location… gorgeous cake and celebration, favors and all.. and it was hardly a few thousand $ usd (my wedding dress i got for 200 $ usd that has a store value of at least $8,000) but if you dont want to show off money you can get nicer for less. ppl are too obsessed… they could get married in garbage bags but if it cost a fortune it’s ”wonderful” (eye rolling)
Trailers, trash, travellers, what-have-you…it doesn’t matter. They all look like they’re from Staten Island to me.
Gyppos – says it all really! I wonder where they get the money from oh yes the reason they can afford to dress their children up as prostitutes is because they don’t pay any taxes, rates, national insurance…but that is another story.
hi wot do u mean gyppos im a travller i work and pay my taxes and n.i.not all of us is da same.there are alot of non travllers who i know are on da doll and as been on it 4 years they ave never had a job.
It being the UK and all shouldn’t we be happy they are marrying and not just shacking up like the rest of their countrymen? I get the impression from UK news sites that no one really marries anymore. Marrying at 16 really is good. Consider the single, pregnant 15 year old who lifes ambition is to have the baby and live on the dole for her whole life. If this couple stays together and he works to support her and they are not on the dole what’s the gripe? They’ll get to enjoy their kids, grandkids and greatgrandkids while the rest of us sit elderly and alone.
what a wonderful visual assault. Nothing like a truly trashy wedding to brighten my day
I haven’t been to a wedding lately, but i’d imagine with current fashion trends for the young, this is probably normal, lol.
oh -child prostitutes – there’s a photo for the album – “and this was Mummy when she was 8, before she started streetwalking for real.”
LMAO
“TINA”, I don’t think anyone would be jealous of looking like 47 yr old stripper when they’re barely 16..well at least not anyone in their right mind would.
BTW,getting married isn’t about guts, it’s about love and commitment….. use that brain,honey…it may be rather small and hard to find in that thick skull of yours, but it’s well worth a try
P.S.- You look less like an idiot when you don’t write in caps…
i am so proud of my nation…
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*Jadie* – Learn how to spell if you want anyone to care about whatever twaddle you’ve decided to inflict on us.
The most disturbing part of this affair – and there was so much to be disturbed about – was the fact that the bride hasn’t been in school since she was 9.
What bright life she has in front of her.
Exactly…the rest doesn’t really matter, five years down the road when she’s no longer a glam model and out of the spotlight will she or her husband be making ANY money? Personally I was homeschooled so I’m all for alternate forms of school, but most of life’s situations REQUIRE some sort of “book” knowledge
I really don’t understand why anyone from the UK would defend trash. I’m from the UK myself and I know- these people ARE the equivalent of American Trailer trash. They tan so much they look like bloody Oompa Loompas, even in the winter they wear their ridiculously revealing clothing and instead of educations and respectable homes they buy plastic surgery and trashy “Designer” crap.
–Jadie- you’re a prime example of the trash.
for the love of god- put some clothes on, stay in school and keep away from tanning salons!
This can not seriously be real?
Too crazy to be true. Maybe she wanted to get attention more than be married. Anyway it was her choice. She decided to look like a tramp, her bridesmaids looked cheap and her mother though that she may show the nipples if she was not getting enough attention.
Sorry, but she looks like a clown. She could have been absolutely gorgeous with natural make up and a normal gown.
umm, Jadie. If you’re going to rant about something, at least use correct grammar and refrain from typing errors. It’s called spell check. Oh my God, this is so TACKY, and that boy/girl really does look like boy george. A LOT.
A Slut’s Dream Wedding! Note that Bride is Top Slut! Bride’s Mom is 2nd Slut! And, guests are next sluttiest! All the girls get to do their slutty thing without upstaging the hierachy! Dad is proud as a peacock, and rightfully so, since he gets to show-off the house tarts at their finest! We, are all tickled pink for the display! A win-win situation! Fantastic!
Wow, I can’t get past how redneck/hillbilly Jadie sounds…When you say “jelouse” “u is all” “pedudice” etc etc people may find it somewhat difficult to take you seriously.
I was waiting for you to say “dat dere skunk on de road, dat’s me weddin’ drass, et’s so classy, my daddy, e been savin for a long time to buy et for me and me broda’s weddin’, cause i been a good girl”.
It is sweet her Father paid for the wedding, it was kind of him but who in their right mind would condone a wedding like that; then again, she left school at 9, I think that pretty much explains it.
I feel sorry for the poor girl, she is quite pretty and doesn’t seem to have much hope of having a very bright future. I hope everything goes well for her.
OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was my wedding. It was a quiet, classy affair. I enjoyed myself very much, though it was a tad nippy on the old tum, know what I mean?
16 ehhhhh?? Wow at sixteen i just perfected how to wear eyeliner. Let alone be married. The parents dont have a daughter, they have a “buddy” . Kind of sad, She will miss the dating and the fun it is to be a young adult, because more than likely they want a baby and all the crap that comes with it. They honestly dont look like they can take care of themselves and the girls parents look like they are overcompensating for their issues. As the boys mom- never would i have signed or agreed to it. It would have been easier to castrate my boy and hand it to him in a jar than let him get married that young. Seriously. Most young child brides only 10 percent make it. Hopefully it works out. If not she can join the Samba circuit in Rio with that outfit.
I’m just thinking sahe’s going to have severe skin cancer (melanoma) by 19 and if they have children he’s going to be stuck raising them alone
How can her parents reward her for being a primary school drop-out! Where are their values? Just think of the college education that of that money could have bought — as the bride needs an education in the worst way.
And yes, the little girls dressing slutty make me want to scream at their parents.
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how exactly is the father proud of her??
The label doesn’t really matter. You can call it trailer trash, redneck, chav or traveller. Whatever you call it, it’s a young woman who threw away the chance to be educated and got married at 16 dressed like a stripper. With the consent of her parents. Who don’t seem to think that wearing a gigantic bra to a religious ceremony is perhaps inappropriate.
The whole thing horrifies me. It makes me laugh when I first see it – in a “ohmygod that has to be a joke” kind of way, and then I just think it’s tragic.
* Jadie, most dads save up to pay for their daughters wedding. There’s nothing unusual in that. What’s different here, I think, is that on the whole, most dads want their daughter to get married wearing an entire outfit. Not the sartorial equivalent of a tampon and two bits of elastoplast. (Swarovski encrusted or not.) If I could afford the dress that Missy was wearing, I would burn it to stop someone else from wearing it. Bear in mind that for some of us, what Missy was wearing is NOT the epitome of style and something to aspire to, but something to avoid with every fibre of our being, and possibly to have declared illegal – on a style basis alone.
I’ve been in Catholic churches where you couldn’t get married in a strapless wedding gown. . .I can’t believe bare midriff and mini skirt is ok in the UK.