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Really, Really, Really BAD wedding dresses!

December 2, 2008

Some are bad wedding dresses, and some are just plan hideous

Yes, those are condoms:

Mmm, warm cocoon pod wedding dress…. sexy!

This bad wedding getup belongs the the dude, poor guy:

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18 comments

[...] also? I’m glad I didn’t have a white wedding. Though no.3 is kinda elegant if you have the body for [...]
by Ann Somerville’s Journal » Blog Archive » When I am old… December 2, 2008 at 5:11 am

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You gotta give props to that last bride though. I mean she did make it herself. I do have to admit that I was going to have her make a dress for my own wedding. Her other work is not as extravagant.
by Meghan December 4, 2008 at 4:15 pm

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That beaded dress is kind of interesting.
by mrs doubtfire January 11, 2009 at 4:23 am

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The dress with the blue bow isn’t that bad, but you gotta feel sorry for that groom.
by lulu February 2, 2009 at 5:44 pm

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the knitted cocoon dress is not meant to be worn — it’s an YSL piece I just saw in a museum show of his work
by bird March 1, 2009 at 10:59 pm

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- Worn or not, it’s still terrible.
  by hmillic March 2, 2009 at 12:19 am
  
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the last dress, i think is beautiful.
by amanda March 12, 2009 at 2:44 am

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it seems barbie and ken are enjoying their carriage ride eh??
by Judy March 16, 2009 at 12:54 am

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Well…At least they’re all set for the honeymoon haha.
by Victoria March 17, 2009 at 4:42 am

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The condom dress is actually a part of a collection that was done for HIV/AIDS awareness.
by Kali June 14, 2009 at 2:27 am

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the balloon dress is really something else!! its very nice !!!
by amy June 14, 2009 at 4:34 am

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That tea-cosy themed wedding dress really made me lol.
by Natalie June 14, 2009 at 11:40 am

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My wedding dress had the same skirt as uglydress-1.jpg, though with a strapless embroidered top (frankly, I think the top the model is wearing is pretty okay too). I loved that skirt. It reminded me of 1980’s Cyndi Lauper and was different than the other boring dresses in the shop. Why are you calling this a bad wedding dress?

But the shop had been carrying the dress portrayed in reem-acra-001.png, I would have worn that instead. It’s modest and nicely tailored. How is this a bad wedding dress?

Most of these images don’t have captions, so the reasons for their inclusion aren’t always obvious to me.
by Eliz. Lasky August 2, 2009 at 4:13 am

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by Eliz. Lasky August 2, 2009 at 4:20 am

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I think the pink one is actually a picture of Glinda the Good.
by Angela August 12, 2009 at 9:30 pm

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I guess pretty, simple, modest weddings are done.

The bride either wants to bust out as a sex-bomb or act like a five-year-old dressed as a fairy princess.
by Anon August 13, 2009 at 3:24 pm

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is the first one toilet paper? holy crap!
by Lizzy August 15, 2009 at 1:37 am

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Some of these dresses are really trashy and some are covering up way, way too much… There are girls on here who obviouslys want to looks like three year olds playing dress up and others who want look grown up, but they come out of it looking to bland… Some just belong in the trash….
by Morgan Smith August 16, 2009 at 1:54 am

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