Archive for January 13th, 2009

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Totally Terrible Wedding Cake Toppers

January 13, 2009

We’ve seen our share of bad wedding cake toppers, but these take the cake!!

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Sex on the beach wedding cake topper….. adorable.

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What are these you ask?? They’re MERMICE of course!!! If you ask me, there isn’t enough mermice merchandise out there.  Write your congressman, let’s be the change.

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I HATE clowns!! Ahhhhh!

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Do you really love your cell phone THAT much? Really?

These custom wedding cake toppers by ThumbPrint Kids are handmade sculptures that take months to create….and they’re certainly not cheap. A basic model is $2,800! While most of their work is beautiful and amazing, there were a few that were just plain tacky!!!

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Handguns and cell phones. Classy.

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New Balance tennies and singles….. wow.

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Taking the groom for a walk?

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All of the cake toppers found below are by Designs by Dorian

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Yep, those are french-kissing skeletons.

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Oh, and they make custom topper figurines as well, and at a FRACTION of what it would cost you at another company. Most are really cute…. the one below, not so much…..

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