Totally Terrible Wedding Cake ToppersJanuary 13, 2009
We’ve seen our share of bad wedding cake toppers, but these take the cake!!
Sex on the beach wedding cake topper….. adorable.
What are these you ask?? They’re MERMICE of course!!! If you ask me, there isn’t enough mermice merchandise out there. Write your congressman, let’s be the change.
I HATE clowns!! Ahhhhh!
Do you really love your cell phone THAT much? Really?
These custom wedding cake toppers by ThumbPrint Kids are handmade sculptures that take months to create….and they’re certainly not cheap. A basic model is $2,800! While most of their work is beautiful and amazing, there were a few that were just plain tacky!!!
Handguns and cell phones. Classy.
New Balance tennies and singles….. wow.
Taking the groom for a walk?
All of the cake toppers found below are by Designs by Dorian
Yep, those are french-kissing skeletons.
Oh, and they make custom topper figurines as well, and at a FRACTION of what it would cost you at another company. Most are really cute…. the one below, not so much…..