Archive for January, 2009

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Clown Wedding

January 16, 2009

These photos are from a Portland, Oregon journalists’ Flickr photostream. He is a photographer that covers the bike scene in the area. There were lots of bikes at this wedding, and the bride and groom rode away on a tandem bicycle. I think the photos he took are really artistic and beautiful. What makes this wedding interesting is the fact that the bride and groom, and all of their guests, dressed up as clowns. They even had mud wrestling. This wedding looks like SO much fun, you just know everyone there had a blast. However, clowns kind of freak me out. I’m not really sure why. I actually found several clown/circus weddings that I will post later, but this one was definitely one of the most unique.

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Denim Wedding Dresses, Cutoff Shorts at Ceremony, and a Denim Cake. Sweet.

January 15, 2009

Cutoff Tobias shorts and bowties?   Oh, snap!!  Work it!

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And this gift set has everything you need for your denim-friendly wedding:

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Sorry, it doesn’t come  with the parasol:

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OOOH OOOH and your dog can match…. YES!

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Jean Cake!

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Wedding Blooper Montage Video

January 15, 2009

This video has all the greatest hits!

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S&M Wedding

January 15, 2009

This is from a blog written by Tampa Bay Times columnist Leigh Armstrong. His blog is SO interesting so I highly recommend checking it out. He had the privilege of attending a very unique wedding:

“It started out with a bang when April, the bride, was brought in over the shoulder of one of the groomsmen and placed down in front of the altar by her husband-to-be, Mark. All the while the maid of honor was holding a leash attached to her neck. From there, the first half of the ceremony ran fairly normal but when the vows were given and rings were exchanged, the wedding took a turn to the kinkier side.

April immediately turned around and kneeled as her maid of honor removed her collar and leash. Mark then proceeded to gently bind her with rope. Once she was completely bound and teary-eyed – which I hope was just because she was emotional and not because the ropes were too tight – Mark placed a permanent collar around her neck symbolizing her as his property. From then on, the wedding was just a traditional affair and if it wasn’t for the dresses made of latex and leather vests, it would’ve looked like it was a normal reception.

Honestly, despite the variety of fetish models in attendance and the fact that the officiator of the wedding was holding a horse-hair whip, the wedding was about the two of them being in love. For them it just happens to be a more painful sort of love.”

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Super Ugly Wedding, complete with “Santa” Wedding Dress!

January 14, 2009

This wedding has it all. Santa Claus wedding dress with flowing train, check. Giant his and hers cocktails, check. Multiple hideous cakes, triple check!

The bride, looking thrilled:

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Drink up!!!

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Is it just me or does the red cake have eyes on it? Kind of reminds me of the Hamburglar:

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Is that a shrimp castle?

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And for the grande finale, the orbiting creature cake!!  GAH!

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Totally Terrible Wedding Cake Toppers

January 13, 2009

We’ve seen our share of bad wedding cake toppers, but these take the cake!!

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Sex on the beach wedding cake topper….. adorable.

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What are these you ask?? They’re MERMICE of course!!! If you ask me, there isn’t enough mermice merchandise out there.  Write your congressman, let’s be the change.

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I HATE clowns!! Ahhhhh!

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Do you really love your cell phone THAT much? Really?

These custom wedding cake toppers by ThumbPrint Kids are handmade sculptures that take months to create….and they’re certainly not cheap. A basic model is $2,800! While most of their work is beautiful and amazing, there were a few that were just plain tacky!!!

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Handguns and cell phones. Classy.

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New Balance tennies and singles….. wow.

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Taking the groom for a walk?

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All of the cake toppers found below are by Designs by Dorian

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Yep, those are french-kissing skeletons.

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Oh, and they make custom topper figurines as well, and at a FRACTION of what it would cost you at another company. Most are really cute…. the one below, not so much…..

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