Tacky Wedding All-Star: Mini-me bride and groom, neon orange showgirl bridesmaids, AND super fugly wedding dress!!
July 8, 2009First, let me thank Eva for sending me these pictures. These, my friends, are the good stuff, the reason why this little blog exists. I don’t think I have laughed this hard in a while. Just when I think I have seen it all… the worst of the worst, the most tasteless, over the top, godawful spectacles around… one of my fabulous readers sends me this wedding, and I am proven SO wrong. I love this wedding. Very, very much.
BEHOLD!
This is the creepiest thing I have ever seen at at wedding, ever. Mini-me matching child bride and groom!!! Ahh! Not okay. Not. Okay.
Yeah, Mom, get a nice handful of bosom for the family photo op. Don’t be shy, go for it.
Oh man, oh man, oh man….
Seriously, WTF.
I love this wedding. I want to marry it.
uh ohs
My favorite part of these weddings are the mothers. “Don’t forget me! I’m still young, right? Look at me. Have you seen my breasts?” No demure “mother of the bride” dress for her, nothing will do but another wedding dress, but we’ll stick in some orange tulle so it isn’t too obvious.
You’re right, the moms are the best.
Woah, that is awful!
I think the bride told whoever she ordered them from to make her the ugliest bridesmaid dresses they possibly could, in hopes that her monstrosity of a dress would actually look good in comparison!
Do you think they actually smoked DURING the ceremony?
Oh. My. Goodness.
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Is this one of those “Chav” weddings or Traveller weddings? There is that same ‘look’ about it. It’s pretty tasteless–to me–but the pictures do make me curious!
(Can you imagine if all that girdled flesh and bosoms busted out?)
Oh my GOD! That is so …..ugh…..lost for words
THE ORANGE!!!!
THE MERINGUE!!!
Its like she’s lying in a bubble bath.
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Oh. My. Gosh. How did she get into that freaking thing??? Was she lifted and dropped by crane… ala buster with the claw machine in AD?? Me thinks yes. Unbelievable
What’s up with the towering tiara I’m seeing in so many of these chav weddings?
I blame Jordan aka Katie Price.
Oh this is so bad it’s good! I can’t believe people seriously think they look good in these creations!
I refuse to believe this actually happened…
I want to go to there.
Please, just once, I want to attend a wedding with this kind of insanity.
I love looking at these kinds of wedding pictures! I just can’t get enough of the over the top craziness of the traveller wedding. More pictures please!!!!
What state, country, planet was this on?
It was in Coalisland in Co.Tyrone northern Ireland and was a traveller wedding. It was featured in a local paper the Tyrone Times.
Does anyone know when this happened and their names?
I would have loved to have seen her get out of that carriage. lol.
ok ye ugly fat wasters ye dont like them cuz ye’d never aford them i’d love to see all yr weddin dress’s some thing like my night dress i reakon xlolx. ya im a travller and proud we get what we want when we want from big to small we can have it all.she looks lovely and for you liz her ugly dress’s would have been perfect on you cuz i rekon your a fat ugly person. i’d love to see all year 20 pound marks and spencer weddin dress’s then ill laugh till then good bye ye ugly people. oh ya travllers are the best will never be bet.
liston all ye gorgie folk ye handicaps nevr mind a 20 pound dress from mark and spencers more like ya mommys old wedding dress or and grandmorthers one or maybe if you really wanna have a diffrnt dress from them then one from the second handed shop ye all folls jelous of what weddings travlelers can have compared to your ones ok
Ye two bleedin’ idiots! Yer narsasistic ramblin’ ain’t doin’ a damned thing fer ye! Its dumb little wops like ye, that give travellers a bad name! Ain’t a bleedin’ person ‘ere that’s jealous of this kinda display, cept maybe yerselves!
WTF ……Is that last comment a wind up ? Travellers are the best???? if only she could spell it….lol
what makes you think its a wind up handicap retarded face… travellers are the best and you fucking know you dunce
yeah, cause yer SOOO provin’ the point!
Anybody notice that a hot chick just married a completely fugly dude???
I know there is a lot to get past in these pictures!!!
Perhaps that’s why people have these over the top weddings – It’s better that people only see mounds of tulle rather than talk about the fact a hot chick is marrying a genetically ripped off guy.
I’ll tell you that the ugly guy she married is probably the more actractive of the bunch, since they are Tinkers (travellers). The poor bride is probably 16 as well…typical Shelta trash.
tash that aint the fucking groom handicap and kerrylad just cos a traveller wudnt take what a dog wudnt sniff dont get jealous you retarded prick hahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tash -
Don’t know whether we are looking at the same photos or not. Yes, from what I can see the guy is ugly. But you think he is marrying some ‘hot chick’? Would you look at the state of the pig? She is disgusting, fat and of course, has the standard natural orange glow on her face. Remove the plastic and lashing of makeup (including the fake blonde locks) and behold the troll you are left with!!
This looks like an Irish gypsy wedding to me; held either in the UK or Ireland.
is that what you see when you look in the mirror you dirty smelly consumption filled whores bastard and no you handicap its a travellers wedding
Wuldn’t be using the irish gyspy line if I were you…it’s caused problems in the past…
oh. my. god. What IS this ‘traveller’ business and why have I never heard of it before??? this is NOT the type of english wedding I’m used to!! hahaha.. i’ve got to ask my british friends about this business.. in the UK and Ireland, you say?? and by “gypsy”, don’t you mean wanderers?? How on EARTH can they afford such extravagant, costly trash?? I’m shocked, horrrified, intrigued…
thanks baby blondy for affirming the comments I’ve noticed on other posts that the majority of these gypsy girls are illiterate. Good to see the info is quite true!!! LOL.
I love how her gastly pink lipstick clashes so well with the “push-pop” orange “theme” she chose.. LOL.. and I’m confused.. is the older douchebag her DAD or her HUSBAND??? I sort of assumed it was the dad??? lol. This is priceless.
what do you mean WANDERERS you smelly whore
ok, wait.. so the older man with blond tips… I think that’s the dad?? and then the other guy who looks SHOCKINGLY like him, but with a darker goatee/beard thing… maybe thats the husband?? Except he looks older than the dad?? god, this is just insane…hahaha.. I love trash.
Seriously, what do these people think they have to gain by throwing possible the trashiest wedding in history?
What is with the mom? Does she not think that everyone will notice that her dress is clearly a recreation of the dress she wore back in the glory days, only this one has a little orange puke thrown around in it?
The ‘fairytale’ carriage looks very like a hearse that was custom-built for the funeral of a young English girl a few years ago. It’s now hired out for weddings.
Not for the superstitious!
OUTSTANDIN WEDDIN DRESS JUS JEALOUS OF YA DOLL XXXXXXXXXXXX
dont we know it
you look gorgeous hunni
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I swear that this must be a Tinker wedding. Those people will paint your barn with milk and run away with the money. Gypsy freaks!
i hope you drop dead with your handicap face
I don’t know exactly how one has a handicapped face, but I’m pretty sure it’s something you shouldn’t be mocking :p
who ever made tis ere site is mad jealous of us travellers!
all de dresses are beautiful. and fair play 2 er daddys 4 giving dem de best day e could posssile..
so sad litte sweetheart sittin down in front of your pc dissing dem girls weddins,,,, GET A LIFE WEIRDOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
BIG UP THE TRAVELLER CREW!!!!!!!!!!
oh learn to spell!!
Even though I was once in a wedding with junior groom and junior bride (I was actually the junior bride), those little kids are just freaking me out. It wouldn’t be so bad if the junior groom didn’t have that godawful hat and the color scheme wasn’t neon orange, but alas, this IS an Irish traveler wedding.
On another note, I laughed my a** off at that one comment about the hearse-carriage when I realized that it WAS a hearse!
Also, is the bride’s skin tone supposed to match the bridesmaid dresses, or was that a mistake?
I actually like the transparent carriage. The dress that fills it is a bit much, but the carriage is nice. Who doesn’t want a Disney Princess touch at their wedding?
Plenty of women who are not trapped in their teenage fantasies or in this case, an actual teenager. But it’s fine to indulge it if that’s your thing I guess. I just never understood why anyone wanted to be a princess when there’s so much more fun to be had being a queen and bossing people around.
I want soooo badly to go to a traveller wedding. I wouldn’t gawk, I swear. They are just so deliciously tacky that inside I’m jealous that they just don’t give a flying f**k what anyone else thinks. Anyway, their daddies can afford it. I’ve seen some ’society’ weddings that are tacky and not nearly as much fun!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jersey. There is no place this could have occurred other than New Jersey.
Nah Amanda, have you seen that Greek Orthodox wedding in Sydney? Now THAT is a Jersey wedding!
Damn, you girls are right! Nothin’ like a good old Jersey weddin’!
this is the wierdest wedding dress i have ever seen. can their dresses be any bigger? lol
Wow. I think I love the travellers comments even more than the actual pictures. Somebody get an education please or at least not be completely vain and shallow. Life isn’t about playing dress-up and spending daddy’s money.
I did have a good laugh at the bridal party though. Ugliest bridesmaid dress ever!!
you know not all Travellers are stupid and yes most of us do have an education. Yes the girls wedding is over the top. Have you lot never heard the saying every one to there own. That is just the way they were brought up. Most traveller girls dont have such easy lifes. If you dont like there wedding fair enough but there not bad mouthing you lot just wise up. O and yes i am a traveller too
I can tell from the improper use of “there”, and the misquote of “to each his own”. Also, you want “lives,” not “lifes,” which is not actually a word. Perhaps you should prove not all Travellers have poor fashion taste by setting an example at your own wedding rather than trying to impress by spelling and grammar.
i am from derry you fucking ass its slang not improper use of any word you have to be the most stuck up hatefull fucking bitch i have every come across you think you are so much better than everyone else you should just fuck off and get yourself a life and yes i am married and no it was not a big over the top wedding go on bebo and look for yourself before you bad mouth it. bridgetd40 is the user name you will need to look for
Hey hun, good try. Least some of us try to prove ‘em wrong. My parents were travellers, before my mum died and da moved to the states.
The saying to which you were referring is “To each their own…” not “everyone to their own,” you ignorant a**.
“…Honey, I can’t feel my legs…”
I like the horses’ heads spouting orange-ade — get a refreshing cupful right from old Dobbin.
And the flower girl dressed like one of those cheap shredded cocoanut dessert balls we have hard in the states — cover the kid in batter and roll her in a car-sized heap of cocoanut until she is the proper shape!
Let’s face it — with this type of world view on display, chances are hubby and wife will be punching each other out every week of their lives.
Heehee! Oh what is this godawful crap? It’s even worse than that collection of pics of the trampy dark-haired girl who zoomed around in a carriage much like this one for her wedding.
Tasteless.
And yet, it brings the guffaws and lulz to us.
But seriously…highlighter orange? What is she, 12?
the bride’s dress looks like bubble wrap Wtf???.. thats just weird!!!!!!!
Not to take away from the bride’s outfit, but the groom looks very comfortable. You can tell that’s a natural look for him.
omg did Jordan get married again already?? It really does remind me of a poor chavy version of the Katie/Peter wedding…
i love the brides wedding dresses it butiful
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this wedding dress is outstanding
all ye country peeps are all just mad
cuz ye cany aford sum ting like this !!!!!!!!!!!
Ummm… are you using English?
i’m american, but i try to use English when i type.
Just asking.
dan j
this wedding dress is outstanding
all ye country peeps are all just mad
cuz ye cant aford sum ting like this !!!!!!!!!!!
also, what are we ‘all just mad’ about?
i’ve never thought that how much money a person spends on something is a measure of what type of person they are.
By the way, this wedding looks awful, in my opinion, and i believe that it belongs in the front of Tacky Weddings, due to the fact that the participants believe that spending money equals self-worth.
dan j
I think this is the most fantastic wedding I’ve ever seen. Can you imagine what the cake looked like? how about the decorations at the reception?
I don’t know what a travelers wedding is but if they are like this, I want an invitation.
The tackiest wedding I ever went to, the groom started a food fight at the reception, he mooned the entire crowd during the dance and tackled the bride on the dance floor during the bride’s dance.
They’re divorced now.
shame dident know the mother from the bride .the brides mother dont dress like the bride .sorry about dress and your face was ugly.
i would never marry a women that wanted to dress up like a fairy princess it is immature and she looks like a fucking retard
Where did they find a toilet roll big enough for the mini-bride to put up her skirt?
her dress was outstanding it was the nicist dress i ever seen, yee all jealous cause ye cant have the same as her and yee can’t afford it BIG UP THE TRAVELLERS
Its interesting that the travellers who post here mostly are talking about having money.
They doth protest too much?
dan j
oh yes, big up to the travellers, as they are endlessly entertaining to watch get married.
Just goes to show ya, you can put lipstick on pig…. OMG.. this is HILARIOUS!!
yer all sick load of buffers tramps..how do we afford it???wel d men r out breaking der backs working everyday while the women r rearing children but u lot would not no dat.yer no 1 to talk bot being orang u fat bitch.more dan ur line u go and take a fw=ew sunbeds cos u is glooming in the dark u ugly freak.if u had a dress lik that you wud b happy and if u cud pay for a dress lik dat u wud b rich but u lot wudnt no bot dat yup yup travellers are the best.u buffers r no contest
Hey idiot learn how to type right u sound like a fucking retard. You sound like a fucking retard “and dat der lot blah bla” learn how to type and speak properly u dumb cunt aka sharlene o driscoll
yup.
yup.
Does being the loudest mean that you are right?
dan j
Whoa! Hullo! The whole thing bout the men breaking their backs while workin’ isn’t any different for anyone else here either. Cept maybe some of the WOMEN do it too!
i think the bride should be allowed to wear whatever she likes without everyone critizing her, its her day after all.that being said the bridesmaids dresses are hideous, why would you choose orange,why, why, why!!!!!!!
How do travellers make their money? I’m curious. They place themselves outside “normal” (or maybe “ordinary” is the better word) society, yet have money for these huge blow-out weddings.
Anyone have any knowledge about this?
This was a traveller wedding in Coalisland, Co.Tyrone, Northern Ireland. The brides name is Christina Ward.She had just turned 17 2 days before her wedding, and is now pregnant with her first child. The man beside her that people thought was the groom ,is in fact her father. There is no pictures of the groom. The wedding took place in july 2008.
ya fool i can spell but ya i lik being louder than u lot because i konw i am louder than u lot thats the way i talk if you got a problem then ill fix it for u..lol its so funny how jealous u lot are of this girl…guess what people jealously is a bad.get well soon.cnt wait nd c hw u turn out in a dress probley be the planest dress of the year lol x
Your not bein’ louder hun, yer bein’ dumber!
Sorry folks,the wedding was actually July of this year, 2009.
i’m a journalist and would love to feature this wedding in a magazine – does anyone know how I can contact them?
Cant everybody leave the travellers alone, it was the girls big day and she dont need narrow minded ppl slagging her off. As for the cost of the wedding, scaldies (non-travellers) show there wealth by buying homes in prestigious areas or by flash cars, they send the kids to private school, many travellers would love that education for their offspring but because not just of their lifestyle but the narrow mindedness of Joe Public they cant. To those that are being rude about the spelling and grammar on some of the posts by travellers, remember english is not the first language to them , the cant is and the fact that they have been educated enough to even attempt to post let alone use a computer is no thanks to the majority of house dwelling people that think the travellers have no place in society and their kids have no place in school,education is for everyone so dont mock those who try,i could go on for ever but i wont, you get good and bad in every society race and culture, and no doubt this girls dad worked long and hard to pay for this, just because they live in a trailer dont mean they are poor or work shy.Have you ever seen inside one,the dishes and cups in daily use are the very same ones as your mother keeps locked up in a china cabinet for best.
My parents were travellers. My father’s from France, in fact, they’re refered to as river rats in France. My mum was Irish and came from a long line of travellers. Gypsies. And I use that word with pride. The point is, almost all of my mum’s family, the kids were all educated very highly. Plenty when they reached teens were given the choice o’ being sent to a private school. In this day and time, the spelling on plenty of these girls posts reflect more of a laziness toward education, then anything else. I’m not above using slang from time to time, but damn! Ye can make it a point to type a little BETTER if you wanna be taken seriously!
oh my goodness its a snowbeast!
ye all are jus knackers that are slagin off traveller weddins ye all jelos u no no 1 of u culd aford it so al ye dirty jackasses shut yur mouths!!!
ye all are jus knackers that are slagin off traveller weddins ye all jelos u no no 1 of u culd aford it so al ye dirty jackasses shut yur mouths
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Hilarous – I’ve never seen anything quite so ridiculous in my life hahahaha
I just came across this site today and I have been reading some of the comments made. I really don’t care what people say about the dress etc. However as an educated Traveller I found some of the comments to be very offensive and just shows how ignorant and uninformed some peole are about other people’s cultures. Before making a comment why not try to learn something about the community first.
You’re right, smcd. We should all educate ourselves about Traveller culture. However, seeing this representation thereof, I think it’s safe to make an educated guess that Travellers enjoy being showy and flying in the face of good taste. And showing off how much money they can spend. And being semi-illiterate…And thinking that an overpriced mess of tulle and cheap lace is the best thing ever…And that there’s nothing wrong with the bride’s mother looking as though she’s trying to upstage the bride…And that it’s appropriate to show off most of one’s body in a church…
People accuse Americans of being ‘tacky’, but I think the Travellers have us beat by a country mile. Congratulations!
smcd i argree all the way… when ppl say ‘nigger’, ‘half-cast’ or ‘paki’ alot of ppl get offended and you could get arrested… so why is it okay when ppl call us TRAVELLERS racist names like ‘knacker’, ‘gypsy’ ‘pikey’ and alot worse.
i think the bride, her dresses and accessories are beautiful
Look, while in my PERSONAL taste, I wouldn’t ave DREAMED of wearin’ something like that for my wedding, most of these girls in these pictures ARE young! They want flashy for the memory, for the day, because it’s THEIR wedding. Yes, pleny of it can be a mess, but to assume ALL travelers are that way, is incredibly narrow minded. I’ve gone from Traveller to living in the states and being an “American”. I’ve seen A LOT of tacky american weddings. And this site has documented PLENTY of american tacky weddings. smcd is right. Learn about the culture before assuming! Assumption makes you an ass!
I’m not sure which is funnier, the pics or the comments. I’m still laughing. We had no idea our neighbors across the Atlantic were so much fun. And I thought the South was tacky.
i am a travellers girl i like your wedding dress
dssss
is your dress for sale
i am kate mcdonagh,,where do you live
okay, now I have to say I still have dial up, so I was able to read the comments BEFORE seeing the pictures, and from the comments I was expecting SO MUCH WORSE. so yeah, the dress and the color of the bridal party are bad, but really, you people are mean!! Anyone who got married in the 80’s, at least here in the US, has pics just as bad! You guys built it up and then I was disappointed
i am kate mcdonagh,,thank,s very much for taking up for that bride,[sweet p] i call her,she is very good looking ,that,s more dan i can say for the rest,
im irish travler and i tel all ye now its lovly xx
well us travellers believe that when you get married its for life…. so why not make it over the top its her day so you can have it any way she wants so who are all you ppl to criticise that…. i think she looks fantastic and i think her dresses and accessories are gorgeous
It can’t be easy to lead a nomadic lifestyle, whether it is by choice or not.
I certainly don’t begrudge this wedding party their lavish celebration. Have as much frou-frou and chiffon as you like and be happy!
your all just jelous consumpsion filled whores bastids.
our husbands be out cleaning rooves and parhosin thats how we get the money for these weddings. we also sell a few carpets and we have a few good yokings (horses) and little doggings for the racings. the handicaps run the town handbrakin away in the vannings this wedding was the best day of my life the bride looked lovely and i gave her some licking out last night. your all just handicap.
princess fairy tale, why not? i love it
That dress looks like a giant bubble bath :s
lol dey dont understand dat cos dem buffers r retarted
at the end of the day people have their own styles! we have travellers that come to town every year and i can honestly say ive never seen such glamorous or immaculate women children in my life! they are all so lavishly dressed and very very traditional! i say fair shout to the traveller style of weddings…so wat if its not to everybody’s taste it’s their wedding not yours!
that was supposed to read women and children lol oopsy
This is starting to get sad on both angles. Comment wise. Let me say I enjoy all the pictures on this site. But as I’ve said before, I came from gypsy families. French AND Irish. Its not the culture or people I’m here to bash, it’s the damned fashion! And color schemes. American’s have just as abusred wedding fashion. Come on, hasn’t anyone noticed the recent FEATHER fetish on gowns?! But the comments about the culture and people themselves is a little harsh. And on the OTHER specturm, the lot of ye damned bleedin’ idiot girls who are travellers. Yer doin’ NOTHIN’ to defend yer way o’ life other then provin’ these people right! Ye want people t’ take you seriously?! Act like it! An’ stop callin’ people whores, because that’s exactly what they’re assumin’ you are!
dordy 4 hueva asked wher we get r money is tat r men r wrkin alday n d women r at home takin care of d Children n home. Am getin mared in june n i pray 2 god tat u useless colliers dnt try n judge my weddin I pray 4 u tat lord doesnt send u 2 hell 4 d sins u r doin
I would hate to have to help that girl in the bathroom…
Did anyone notice the picture of the bride and her parents, the mom has got a hand on the brides Boob! Guess she wanted to remember how hers were once perky !..lol
In the US we wouldn’t argue about labeling them as “Chavs” or “Travellers” or “Gypsies”… They would just be called White Trash.
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getting married for life, a hard working man who wants his woman to stay home so she can raise the kids……are you mad cuz she’s young? at least she’s not out having sex with one man after another until she figures out which one she wants. the girl can wear whatever she wants and maybe you could take some tips from the travellers..you seem a little too jealous. maybe not of the dress but the fact that they can afford the wedding and don’t care one bit about what you wear.
ta stat ye of yea im a traveller nd proud wer d bst breed of ppl ou der!!!!!!!! ryt datz our culture yh we go ova d top wit ar weddin bu itz nt bothern uz so y iz it bothern ye…. az fr hvn d muney itz nt lyk wer getn it fr ntin wer earnin it nd wer nt afraid ta spnd it either al traveller fathers wnt ta do iz giv der daughter a gud snd of at d end of d day ya oly get married once (wel my relatives do) nt every trasveller bu mst do so y nt go ova d top nd ppl ye shudnt b calin ppl orange wen derz no picture of u up god oly no’s wat ur lyk in reality fools inocent ppl ye ar ta b getn dat excitn ova a big dress hahaha get ova urselfs hndicps…………
If anyone knows how to get hold of this girl and her family please please post here. I’d love to do an article with her for a woman’s magazine….thank you so much,
Mel
hi rachel here i think she is lovely.the dress is outstaning.i am a irish traveller and i was at tina,s wedding i never see anything like it in my life,fine play to her dad,at less he has money.she is going to be a mummy now,wait onstill the baby is bron and see the baby,s big day.love you tina.
i am a irish traveller.this is what we do,she is the good looking girl.send in wedding pick,s of any 1 ye no and see who is the best.this 1 will never be beating,fair fucking play to them.
i am a irish traveller.this is what we do,she is very good looking girl.send in wedding pick,s of any 1 ye no and see who is the best.this 1 will never be beating,fair fucking play to them.
The Travellers that live here in the southeastern US actually have beautiful, large homes in gated enclaves of about 10 to 12 houses. Lovely people, just don’t let them fix your roof.
It’s a VERY closed society, and they pretty much keep to themselves. My mum married an outsider (full-blood Cherokee), and was formally stricken from the family Bible. So to them, she no longer exists and never did.
She has a Master’s degree with Honors, and I am working on a Ph.D. in engineering – so those of us from this particular heritage aren’t particularly mentally deficient.
Regardless, I don’t really see the point in spending so much on ONE DRESS, ONE EVENT, and ONE DAY.
Oh, and I’m also from poor, self-respectin’, redneck, pickup-drivin’, trailer-dwellin’, reservation-livin’ white trash!
do ya see ye tb handicaped people im a traveller and proud your all saying there that oh tis must be a chav wedding or an irish gypsie wedding well its none of tem its just a traveller wedding and 4 ur information she looks lovely an d ur all jus sayin tat cause yer jeoulous and ye havnt got the money ta have a wedding like tat no c yer type of a wedding would be goin a getting yer dress in oxfam it,ll probably be dirty so ye would come home and put it in yer washing machine if ye hav 1 wouldnt be suprised if ye didnt yer fuckin boquet would be a couple of daisys from the field tats yer weddings not ours and anyway ye wouldnt hav the poxty money 4 our type of weddings now yer all sitting at ur computers saying all tis racist stuff but i bet 1,000 ye,dd never ever be able ta say ta our faCES NO YE,DD BE TO AFRAID ye no ye would so dont be poxty sayin back ya wouldnt cause ye no ye would ye buffers basterds(settled people)say wat ya want its just like sticks and stones may break ur bones but words will never hurt me but believe me if i new who ye all ar id tear ye oh and just 1 ting b4 i go do ya c u nolaAlover no life isnt about dressing up and spending daddys money but ecpecially not 4 ye cause yer poxty daddys dont hav the money ta buy ye stuff ta dress up in bye now gommies (not talkin to da travellers just the the buffers).