I think this is SO funny. The mullet on Seal, the cornrows on Heidi. Smoking fake cigarettes while pregnant, flamingo lights. Haha. The couple, who have been married four years and are expecting their third child together, renewed their vows at a friend’s house in Malibu on May 10th, where all the guests had to dress up too!
All I can think about is how sorry I feel for the two bridesmaids that had to wear head-to-toe neon orange.
Is that a rodent at the bottom of the cake?
Big thanks to multiple TW readers that emailed me with pictures of this wedding, which is apparently an Australian Greek Orthodox affair that is blowin’ up on the internet. Are we sure this isn’t in New Jersey or Vegas? Wow. Ridic!!!
Pink hummer limo, really?! Ugh.
Don’t you love the home made ill-fitting Steven Segal jackets?!
Ooooof. This is SO bad. Italian athlete Clemente Russo won a Silver Medal at the 2008 Olympics for Boxing, but he won’t be taking away any honors for this atrocious pimp-esque getup that he wore to his wedding to Laura Maddaloni. Fur?? Top hat? Silk shirt? Gold CANE???!!!! Noooooooo!
BARF the wedding dress is terrible too!
Many thanks to Silvana for this!
TW reader Julie sent me a link to the blog Hello Kitty Hell, one man’s chronicle of what it is like being married to a Hello Kitty fanatic. It is SO funny, he has an amazing cache of Hello Kitty awfulness, which includes the oh-so-practical Hello Kitty AK-47 and the Hello Kitty is my Jesus tattoo.
I had a Hello Kitty weddings post a little while ago, and I was so happy to find the videos that accompany two weddings that I featured, along with even more Hello Kitty wedding crap. Shudder.
Look out! There’s a raccoon behind you!
This one is kind of pretty, by Erkia Sarkozi
This is a wedding invitation, in case you were wondering:
Um, your wedding cake is staring at me.
Hey, wedding or prom, there’s still no excuse!
Does there really need to be a severed deer foot cake knife holder?
Cutoff Tobias shorts and bowties? Oh, snap!! Work it!
And this gift set has everything you need for your denim-friendly wedding:
Sorry, it doesn’t come with the parasol:
OOOH OOOH and your dog can match…. YES!