Archive for the ‘Grooms’ Category

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“Peter Pan” Randy Constan marries Tinkerbell

July 29, 2009

If you’re not already familiar with internet celebrity Randy Constan, or “Peter Pan” as he likes to be called, get familiar. Randy’s website rose to quasi-fame several years ago largely due to the extensive library of photos he has posted of him posing in various costumes. A friend of mine sent me the link to his website about five years ago, and I have to say, its not the costumes that I found unnerving, it was the Anton Chigurr/Dorothy Hamill hairdo. I mean, the guy is in his fifties!!   I all but forgot about him until TW reader Kathleen sent me the link to his wedding.  He was looking for his “Tinkerbell” even then (that was the purpose for the website in the first place, to find a girlfriend) , and I’m glad he finally found someone. To each his own…

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Bride and Groom get tasered at wedding AND on honeymoon

June 30, 2009

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From  Don Surber’s blog on the Daily Mail:

Andy Somora and Anna Pastuszwska were made for each other.

They cannot hold their liquor and when the police come, they keep acting up until they get tasered.

On July 19, they were married and had a wedding reception at an art gallery in Lakeside, Mich.

People drank too much. A metal lamp went through a window. Cops were called. Stun guns were pulled.

And the bride and the groom were tasered.

But wait. There’s more. The honeymoon was just as bad. The Chicago Sun-Times reported:

“The short version of the story is they didn’t want to quit their partying,” said Mike Sepic, Berrien County, Mich., chief assistant prosecutor. “If you put this in the class of wedding receptions gone bad, I guess this would take the cake.”

And the story didn’t end after the reception. Two nights later, the bride and groom were again arrested in Michigan — and again shocked by a stun gun — after struggling with police investigating a noise complaint, Sepic said. The groom was charged with pushing his new wife down during that incident, but the charge was later dropped as part of a plea bargain, Sepic said.

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Groom attire FAIL! Italian Olympic Boxer Clemente Russo wins worst wedding attire in history!

March 30, 2009

Ooooof. This is SO bad. Italian athlete  Clemente Russo won a Silver Medal at the 2008 Olympics for Boxing, but he won’t be taking away any honors for this atrocious pimp-esque getup that he wore to his wedding to Laura Maddaloni.  Fur?? Top hat? Silk shirt? Gold CANE???!!!! Noooooooo!

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BARF the wedding dress is terrible too!

Many thanks to Silvana for this!

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Wedding Entrance FAIL

January 16, 2009

Bet they thought this was going to go a little differently:

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Oh glory!!! Groom gets REALLY into his vows

October 2, 2008
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