So the theme of your cake is, tripping deer?

Now THIS is a bridezilla. Holy…..
Things you don’t expect to see in a bridal shop: Spitting, pushing, slapping, tackling, hitting.
But watch the video above and you’ll see all five, as security cameras captured a violent brawl last week at First Lady Bridal in Lathrup Village.
Store owner Hekmat Putruss told Fox 2 the conflict began last Tuesday when he refused to provide alterations for an angry bride-to-be who was a nightmare to work with.
Fox 2Putruss said he called police and locked down the store after the woman threatened to have her fiance kill him, but while they waited for police to arrive someone unlocked the door and let in three men.
Violence ensued: Putruss said the men threw his son to the ground and later hit him, slapped and spit in his wife’s face, shoved him and even wielded mannequins as weapons.
“They just attacked without notice and we are not prepared for that. This is a clothing store… and we don’t expect this kind of (thing) to happen,” Putruss told the television station, noting he’s been in business for 25 years without any similar incidents.
“Apparently, these people do not know… how to handle things in the United (States). They thought they were somewhere in Fallujah or in the… Iraq mountains and so on.”
The three men are due in court this week on assault charges, but one of the suspects believes he was a victim, telling Fox 2 that Putruss’ son was the instigator.
“Really, we got assaulted,” said Nameer Kastaw. “We did not assault (anybody). We got assaulted, and that’s all I can say.”
Watch the video above and decide for yourself.
BIG thanks to Britt for the submission!

Hello there !!
I’m back, I swear!!
I have SO many posts to do, I have the best readers in the world and my inbox is filled with hilariousness and horrors. I am on it.
I had to show you this, I saw this on my favorite blog, regretsy, and had to post.

What blushing bride DOESN’T want to wear platform orthopedic shoes on her big day? Comfort is always a bride’s number one priority, wouldn’t you say?
Head on over to TheLovelyBride.com, most styles are about $160.00. Seriously, there are many, many choices.




Thanks to Jessica for the submission!!

I really can’t get enough of weddings like these. This one was in Blanchardstown, which is a suburb of Dublin. The “Chanel” bridesmaid dresses are hilarious. Wow!! I want more! More!!










big thanks to Samantha for the submission!


Robo-Bride even tells the audience how happy she is wearing a wedding dress for the first time.
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!

First, let me thank Eva for sending me these pictures. These, my friends, are the good stuff, the reason why this little blog exists. I don’t think I have laughed this hard in a while. Just when I think I have seen it all… the worst of the worst, the most tasteless, over the top, godawful spectacles around… one of my fabulous readers sends me this wedding, and I am proven SO wrong. I love this wedding. Very, very much.
BEHOLD!


This is the creepiest thing I have ever seen at at wedding, ever. Mini-me matching child bride and groom!!! Ahh! Not okay. Not. Okay.

Yeah, Mom, get a nice handful of bosom for the family photo op. Don’t be shy, go for it.




Oh man, oh man, oh man….

Seriously, WTF.




Big thanks to multiple TW readers that emailed me with pictures of this wedding, which is apparently an Australian Greek Orthodox affair that is blowin’ up on the internet. Are we sure this isn’t in New Jersey or Vegas? Wow. Ridic!!!
Pink hummer limo, really?! Ugh.










Don’t you love the home made ill-fitting Steven Segal jackets?!






