Archive for the ‘Photos’ Category
July 8, 2009
First, let me thank Eva for sending me these pictures. These, my friends, are the good stuff, the reason why this little blog exists. I don’t think I have laughed this hard in a while. Just when I think I have seen it all… the worst of the worst, the most tasteless, over the top, godawful spectacles around… one of my fabulous readers sends me this wedding, and I am proven SO wrong. I love this wedding. Very, very much.
BEHOLD!


This is the creepiest thing I have ever seen at at wedding, ever. Mini-me matching child bride and groom!!! Ahh! Not okay. Not. Okay.

Yeah, Mom, get a nice handful of bosom for the family photo op. Don’t be shy, go for it.




Oh man, oh man, oh man….

Seriously, WTF.



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June 30, 2009

Red Velvet cake…. gruesome yet yummy!



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Don’t get any cake on that Miller Lite hat…

Richard Branson! Behave yourself!



Posted in Food, Photos, Reception Shenanigans, Ugly cakes, humor | Tagged funny, humor, Weddings | 3 Comments »
June 30, 2009
I came across these photoshopped wedding invites quite by accident, but I’m glad I did. All done by the groom’s sister. They are really silly, and I think its a fun idea. ”Young love” is my personal favorite.
“So, sometime in December my brother Daniel is getting married. Congratulations Daniel! – To help celebrate the occasion, and because they didn’t ask me to help, I am going to make a new wedding invitation for them every week until they get married One can see right away that these wedding invitations are not going to be good in any way. In fact, they are going to be as terrible as I can make them. So stay tuned. (So, I’m not really that bitter or anything, I just want to make silly wedding invitations as an attempt to haze my brother a bit) “









So, sometime in December my brother Daniel is getting married. Congratulations Daniel! – To help celebrate the occasion, and because they didn’t ask me to help, I am going to make a new wedding invitation for them every week until they get married.
This is the first one.
One can see right away that these wedding invitations are not going to be good in any way. In fact, they are going to be as terrible as I can make them. So stay tuned.
(So, I’m not really that bitter or anything, I just want to make silly wedding invitations as an attempt to haze my brother a bit)
Posted in Invites, Photos, Weddings, photography | Tagged creative weddings, entertainment, funny, humor, save the dates, Weddings | 3 Comments »
June 30, 2009
In honor of the upcoming holiday weekend!!

Ralph Archbold, who is a Benjamin Franklin impersonator, married Linda Wilde, who portrays Betsy Ross at different events. Mayor Michael Nutter officiated the ceremony. Ben and Betsy exchanged rings engraved with a kite and key and the stars and stripes The crowd reportedly gasped as Wilde, dressed in a 18th Century-era wedding dress, walked down the aisle of Independence Mall escorted by family members dressed in period garb. Not to be outdone, Archbold’s best man was a guy who plays Thomas Jefferson.



Their wedding cake, adorable!





More photos of this wedding HERE on flickr!


















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June 26, 2009
This is a neat idea for a groom’s cake, it looks like it took a lot of work to make! Maybe the bride and groom met on the internet. Mmmm……Edible keyboard.

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June 19, 2009
Below are a few pictures from photographer Neelakshi Vidyalankara’s online portfolio of an Irish Gypsy Wedding between two 16 year-old third cousins. The rest of her photos in the gallery are fabulous, Ms. Vidyalankara is a very talented photojournalist!



From the intro:
“Mary Connors, one of five siblings, marries her third cousin Patrick Connors – both are 16 years old. There is an estimated 19,000 Irish Travellers in the UK, the majority of whom are devout Catholics. A highly marginalised and insular community, there is often much social antipathy towards them. Irish Traveller girls don’t work, most are illiterate and they remain teetotal virgins until they marry – which is usually very young. The more wealthy families have weddings that are often lavish ostentatious affairs of expensive cars and designer clothes (25-tier cakes, wedding dresses encrusted with Austrian Crystals costing thousands of pounds and huge diamante tiaras). The weddings are highly charged with exuberant emotion, free flowing alcohol and an innate love of life.”
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June 9, 2009
I think this is SO funny. The mullet on Seal, the cornrows on Heidi. Smoking fake cigarettes while pregnant, flamingo lights. Haha. The couple, who have been married four years and are expecting their third child together, renewed their vows at a friend’s house in Malibu on May 10th, where all the guests had to dress up too!
From “The Daily Mail”









Posted in Bad Photos, Celeb weddings, Ceremony, Photos, Weddings, humor, trashy | 8 Comments »
June 5, 2009
Big thanks to multiple TW readers that emailed me with pictures of this wedding, which is apparently an Australian Greek Orthodox affair that is blowin’ up on the internet. Are we sure this isn’t in New Jersey or Vegas? Wow. Ridic!!!
Pink hummer limo, really?! Ugh.










Don’t you love the home made ill-fitting Steven Segal jackets?!







Posted in Bad Photos, HIDEOUS, Photos, Slutty Brides, Ugly dresses, chav, humor, trashy | 31 Comments »
April 28, 2009
I’m not opposed to color for wedding dresses, but this is a perfect example of the need to edit!! Hat? Gloves? Fur stole? Purple AND red? She looks like she’s going to a meeting with the red hat ladies, oh dear. As always, to each their own, she is happy and that’s all that matters, but this look is definitely not my taste!!


Her flowers are super pretty!


Groom getting into some kind of a scuffle:

From La Repubblica.it
Big thanks to Sara for the submission!
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