Archive for the ‘Ugly cakes’ Category
Castle Wedding Cake
September 15, 2010The picture with the glamor shot fist-under-chin pose really clinches it.
Wedding cake face smashers
June 30, 2009
Red Velvet cake…. gruesome yet yummy!
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Don’t get any cake on that Miller Lite hat…
Richard Branson! Behave yourself!
Gothic Weddings
February 9, 2009
Walking down the aisle with an expletive strew across your back…..first class all the way.
This bride runs a really neat website, Black Wyrm Designs, where she sells her own jewelry and journals. Check it out. She and her husband are still happily together after 8 years!
This corpse bride cake is actually really cute! I love the butterflies.
Camouflage Weddings
January 19, 2009Look out! There’s a raccoon behind you!
This one is kind of pretty, by Erkia Sarkozi
This is a wedding invitation, in case you were wondering:
Um, your wedding cake is staring at me.
Hey, wedding or prom, there’s still no excuse!
Yikes
Does there really need to be a severed deer foot cake knife holder?
Denim Wedding Dresses, Cutoff Shorts at Ceremony, and a Denim Cake. Sweet.
January 15, 2009Cutoff Tobias shorts and bowties? Oh, snap!! Work it!
And this gift set has everything you need for your denim-friendly wedding:
Sorry, it doesn’t come with the parasol:
OOOH OOOH and your dog can match…. YES!
Jean Cake!
Super Ugly Wedding, complete with “Santa” Wedding Dress!
January 14, 2009This wedding has it all. Santa Claus wedding dress with flowing train, check. Giant his and hers cocktails, check. Multiple hideous cakes, triple check!
The bride, looking thrilled:
I wonder how many people stepped on this thing:
Drink up!!!
Is it just me or does the red cake have eyes on it? Kind of reminds me of the Hamburglar:
Is that a shrimp castle?
And for the grande finale, the orbiting creature cake!! GAH!
Totally Terrible Wedding Cake Toppers
January 13, 2009We’ve seen our share of bad wedding cake toppers, but these take the cake!!
Sex on the beach wedding cake topper….. adorable.
What are these you ask?? They’re MERMICE of course!!! If you ask me, there isn’t enough mermice merchandise out there. Write your congressman, let’s be the change.
I HATE clowns!! Ahhhhh!
Do you really love your cell phone THAT much? Really?
These custom wedding cake toppers by ThumbPrint Kids are handmade sculptures that take months to create….and they’re certainly not cheap. A basic model is $2,800! While most of their work is beautiful and amazing, there were a few that were just plain tacky!!!
Handguns and cell phones. Classy.
New Balance tennies and singles….. wow.
Taking the groom for a walk?
All of the cake toppers found below are by Designs by Dorian
Yep, those are french-kissing skeletons.
Oh, and they make custom topper figurines as well, and at a FRACTION of what it would cost you at another company. Most are really cute…. the one below, not so much…..
Balloon weddings! Ick!
December 25, 2008I’m not a total balloon hater, I usually love them, but I LOATHE them at weddings. It just seems too cheesy, too birthday party. Here are my favorite balloon-related wedding pics, enjoy! If you’re a balloon lover, perhaps these will be inspirational!
Lets start with cakes!!
Uhm, am I seeing what I think I’m seeing here??
Attire:
These balloon dresses were not in a wedding, but hey, they’re awesome. You can find more at Aeradeco.com, along with pictures of some truly awe-inspiring balloon creations. You won’t believe it!
The mannequin will be included in your rental:
You can incorporate bride and groom balloon figures in your reception, don’t forget that winning detail!
These are made by Magical Balloon-Dude Dale, check his website out for more…
Doesn’t it look like toilet paper hanging from the ceiling?
Ultra tacky backyard wedding AND the worst wedding cake ever made!
December 25, 2008Big thanks to Jen from Cake Wrecks for this submission. Love their website so much!
Now, I think that small, intimate backyard weddings can be wonderful. You can keep it simple and cost-effective if you opt to have it at home, and things can turn out great…. this backyard wedding, however, was not great.
Exhibit A: The Cake
I don’t think wedding cakes could get any worse than this. We’ve got different shapes, one is lopsided, oh yeah, and one is BURNT. Did we not have time to at least slap some icing on these bad boys? You’re just dumping the cake on some foil covered plastic cake stands? Really?
The bride is on the right……the one wearing the sequined tube top and the tiara.
Can someone at least take the mound of GARBAGE to the curb before the vows are read?!
Button your shirt? Yes? No?
Act like you like each other, you’re standing 5 feet away!
Well, at least their shirts match….. that’s…….special.
Everyone looks pumped.
