Red Velvet cake…. gruesome yet yummy!

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Don’t get any cake on that Miller Lite hat…

Richard Branson! Behave yourself!

Walking down the aisle with an expletive strew across your back…..first class all the way.

This bride runs a really neat website, Black Wyrm Designs, where she sells her own jewelry and journals. Check it out.  She and her husband are still happily together after 8 years!

This corpse bride cake is actually really cute! I love the butterflies.

]]> http://tackyweddings.com/2009/02/09/gothic-weddings/feed/ 101 Heath gothrp0803_468x700 goth5rp0803_468x3521 goth4rp0803_468x309 goth3rp0803_468x366 2 4 10 11 dsc_4877 bride2 birde-and-cake amanda harrietsmuse gothic_wedding gothic_wedding2 33446765 2932328344_2a814c83f9 2932328360_bb4b669fb3 2932328372_76f3d4f2bd 31200552311pm_weddings-0757 _41725870_wedding_afp_416 blackbridal1 2988534008_07e5bd14d9 dscn00791 2931905731_c0a57259a9 cake452 http://tackyweddings.com/2009/01/19/camouflage-weddings/ http://tackyweddings.com/2009/01/19/camouflage-weddings/#comments Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:40:08 +0000 hmillic http://tackyweddings.com/?p=542 ]]> Look out! There’s a raccoon behind you!

This one is kind of pretty, by Erkia Sarkozi

This is a wedding invitation, in case you were wondering:

www.bridalpeople.com

Um, your wedding cake is staring at me.

Hey, wedding or prom, there’s still no excuse!

Yikes

Does there really need to be a severed deer foot cake knife holder?

And this gift set has everything you need for your denim-friendly wedding:

Sorry, it doesn’t come  with the parasol:

OOOH OOOH and your dog can match…. YES!

Jean Cake!

]]> http://tackyweddings.com/2009/01/15/denim-wedding-dresses-cutoff-shorts-at-ceremony-and-a-denim-cake-sweet/feed/ 11 Heath 080805_wedding_at_hat cl205 wd9861a denim-wedding-dress denim-dress wd825 denimdress wd83291 784d wd822 meroogal-denimballgown_ingridsteinmetz p1010351 denimdaisyweddingcake http://tackyweddings.com/2009/01/14/super-ugly-wedding-complete-with-santa-wedding-dress/ http://tackyweddings.com/2009/01/14/super-ugly-wedding-complete-with-santa-wedding-dress/#comments Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:09:42 +0000 hmillic http://tackyweddings.com/?p=443 ]]> This wedding has it all. Santa Claus wedding dress with flowing train, check. Giant his and hers cocktails, check. Multiple hideous cakes, triple check!

The bride, looking thrilled:

I wonder how many people stepped on this thing:

Drink up!!!

Is it just me or does the red cake have eyes on it? Kind of reminds me of the Hamburglar:

Is that a shrimp castle?

And for the grande finale, the orbiting creature cake!!  GAH!

Sex on the beach wedding cake topper….. adorable.

What are these you ask?? They’re MERMICE of course!!! If you ask me, there isn’t enough mermice merchandise out there.  Write your congressman, let’s be the change.

I HATE clowns!! Ahhhhh!

Do you really love your cell phone THAT much? Really?

These custom wedding cake toppers by ThumbPrint Kids are handmade sculptures that take months to create….and they’re certainly not cheap. A basic model is $2,800! While most of their work is beautiful and amazing, there were a few that were just plain tacky!!!

Handguns and cell phones. Classy.

New Balance tennies and singles….. wow.

Taking the groom for a walk?

All of the cake toppers found below are by Designs by Dorian

Yep, those are french-kissing skeletons.

Oh, and they make custom topper figurines as well, and at a FRACTION of what it would cost you at another company. Most are really cute…. the one below, not so much…..

]]> http://tackyweddings.com/2009/01/13/totally-terrible-wedding-cake-toppers/feed/ 12 Heath 01_hawaiianbeach 06_mermice 08_motorcycle 11_stillshopping 13_hunterbambi 15_clowns aaaaagceypkaaaaaaq1gla baertopper scofieldtopper caketopper_stripper caketop_leash_large_156x1380 caketopper0 bespoke-fantasy-snow-ice-queen-cake-topper bride-spank-rude-grrom-topper-closer cow-wedding-cake-topper-bespoke spank-topper-handmade-rude field-mice-cake-topper-animals caketopper_tractor tasteless-cake-15 western-cake-top-f3 teddy-bears-wedding-cake-to baltimore-ravens-b21 caterpillars_cake_topper pigs_cake_topper skeleton_love_figurine bats_cake_topper skl2 89804 http://tackyweddings.com/2008/12/25/balloon-weddings-ick/ http://tackyweddings.com/2008/12/25/balloon-weddings-ick/#comments Thu, 25 Dec 2008 06:06:26 +0000 hmillic http://tackyweddings.com/?p=367 ]]> I’m not a total balloon hater, I usually love them, but I LOATHE them at weddings. It just seems too cheesy, too birthday party. Here are my favorite balloon-related wedding pics, enjoy! If you’re a balloon lover, perhaps these will be inspirational!

Lets start with cakes!!

Uhm, am I seeing what I think I’m seeing here?? 

Attire:

These balloon dresses were not in a wedding, but hey, they’re awesome. You can find more at Aeradeco.com, along with pictures of some truly awe-inspiring balloon creations. You won’t believe it! 

The mannequin will be included in your rental:

You can incorporate bride and groom balloon figures in your reception, don’t forget that winning detail!

These are made by Magical Balloon-Dude Dale, check his website out for more…

Doesn’t it look like toilet paper hanging from the ceiling? 

Now, I think that small, intimate backyard weddings can be wonderful. You can keep it simple and cost-effective if you opt to have it at home, and things can turn out great…. this backyard wedding, however, was not great.  

Exhibit A: The Cake

I don’t think wedding cakes could get any worse than this.  We’ve got different shapes, one is lopsided, oh yeah, and one is BURNT. Did we not have time to at least slap some icing on these bad boys? You’re just dumping the cake on some foil covered plastic cake stands? Really? 

The bride is on the right……the one wearing the sequined tube top and the tiara. 

Can someone at least take the mound of GARBAGE to the curb before the vows are read?!

Button your shirt? Yes? No?

Act like you like each other, you’re standing 5 feet away! 

Well, at least their shirts match….. that’s…….special. 

Everyone looks pumped.