I’m not opposed to color for wedding dresses, but this is a perfect example of the need to edit!! Hat? Gloves? Fur stole? Purple AND red? She looks like she’s going to a meeting with the red hat ladies, oh dear. As always, to each their own, she is happy and that’s all that matters, but this look is definitely not my taste!!
Her flowers are super pretty!
Groom getting into some kind of a scuffle:
Big thanks to Sara for the submission!
Ooooof. This is SO bad. Italian athlete Clemente Russo won a Silver Medal at the 2008 Olympics for Boxing, but he won’t be taking away any honors for this atrocious pimp-esque getup that he wore to his wedding to Laura Maddaloni. Fur?? Top hat? Silk shirt? Gold CANE???!!!! Noooooooo!
Hansel?
BARF the wedding dress is terrible too!
Many thanks to Silvana for this!
This gem comes from the popular blog, Young, Black, and Fabulous. This lovely lady is Juanita Bynum, and yes, she opted to wear her hideous wedding dress, not once, but twice. I’ve added Natasha’s commentary and explanation to the bottom of the photos, and you can feast your eyes on video footage of the glorious event by clicking on JuanitaBynum.com. The video “Juanita Redefined” is currently third from the left. ENJOY!
“So Juanita Bynum–ex wife of Bishop Thomas Weeks–has turned her beat down into a full fledged “self love” show down. She says she dropped two sizes since all the drama and for her 50th birthday party–she wore her newly altered wedding dress:
Yes, she was serious. Oh, and it allegedly costed over $60k. Of course, Essence has the scoop on why she did this ish. She claims she wanted to reclaim what her wedding dress meant to her–coming into womanhood. Um, ok. Peep what she changed into later that night:
Yes, those are pics of herself on the bottom of her own dress. *blank stare* I can’t and I won’t.”
*I checked the Essence link and I can’t resist posting the picture of her holding the glittery sword, nice!*
These dresses could use a little extra support…
Santa bridesmaids, oh dear!
Some of these pictures were taken from ThreeTimesaBridesmaid and Etiquette Hell, both great sites!!
Walking down the aisle with an expletive strew across your back…..first class all the way.
This bride runs a really neat website, Black Wyrm Designs, where she sells her own jewelry and journals. Check it out. She and her husband are still happily together after 8 years!
This corpse bride cake is actually really cute! I love the butterflies.
TW reader Julie sent me a link to the blog Hello Kitty Hell, one man’s chronicle of what it is like being married to a Hello Kitty fanatic. It is SO funny, he has an amazing cache of Hello Kitty awfulness, which includes the oh-so-practical Hello Kitty AK-47 and the Hello Kitty is my Jesus tattoo.
I had a Hello Kitty weddings post a little while ago, and I was so happy to find the videos that accompany two weddings that I featured, along with even more Hello Kitty wedding crap. Shudder.
Look out! There’s a raccoon behind you!
This one is kind of pretty, by Erkia Sarkozi
This is a wedding invitation, in case you were wondering:
Um, your wedding cake is staring at me.
Hey, wedding or prom, there’s still no excuse!
Yikes
Does there really need to be a severed deer foot cake knife holder?
Cutoff Tobias shorts and bowties? Oh, snap!! Work it!
And this gift set has everything you need for your denim-friendly wedding:
Sorry, it doesn’t come with the parasol:
OOOH OOOH and your dog can match…. YES!
Jean Cake!
This wedding has it all. Santa Claus wedding dress with flowing train, check. Giant his and hers cocktails, check. Multiple hideous cakes, triple check!
The bride, looking thrilled:
I wonder how many people stepped on this thing:
Drink up!!!
Is it just me or does the red cake have eyes on it? Kind of reminds me of the Hamburglar:
Is that a shrimp castle?
And for the grande finale, the orbiting creature cake!! GAH!
I’m not a total balloon hater, I usually love them, but I LOATHE them at weddings. It just seems too cheesy, too birthday party. Here are my favorite balloon-related wedding pics, enjoy! If you’re a balloon lover, perhaps these will be inspirational!
Lets start with cakes!!
Uhm, am I seeing what I think I’m seeing here??
Attire:
These balloon dresses were not in a wedding, but hey, they’re awesome. You can find more at Aeradeco.com, along with pictures of some truly awe-inspiring balloon creations. You won’t believe it!
The mannequin will be included in your rental:
You can incorporate bride and groom balloon figures in your reception, don’t forget that winning detail!
These are made by Magical Balloon-Dude Dale, check his website out for more…
Doesn’t it look like toilet paper hanging from the ceiling?
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