Thanks again to Danelle for finding THIS monstrosity atFashion-Stylist.net. Designer Jemma Sykes took goodness knows how long to hand knit this piece for a brand called “Butcher Couture”. It even has a name. Call it “The Elizabeth”. As if looking like you’re walking down the aisle in spaghetti wasn’t enough, the designer was kind enough to add a collar to prevent you from chewing at your stitches in case you’ve had recent surgery. Add a plunging neckline, sandbags to your hips and thighs and SHAZAM! This is what you get:
I HAVE tried knitting before, so I can appreciate the time it took to make this, it is definitely avant-garde, but certainly not wearable.
You gotta love the fruit vomit in this picture. I don’t know what is more unsettling, the inappropriate usage of bananas or the guy in the plaid suit wearing the fez in the background!! Thanks to TW reader Alison for this one:
As if one wasn’t bad enough……
Ok, not a wedding cake ( I hope)…. but still scary.
Thanks to TW reader Danelle for this one…. while I appreciate the creativity, dead bodies made of icing does not a pretty cake make!!
